Honesty, Nice boobies, Good sense of humor, Spontaneity, Nice boobies, Generosity, Ability to laugh at yourself, anything hot rod or speed related and last but not least, Nice boobies.

People stuck on themselves, liars, thieves, know it alls, people that take life too seriously, those with a generally anal retentive personality.

4'2" tall, 3489 pounds, long dark hair, glasses, braces on the three remaining teeth on the upper row, wooden dentures on the bottom row ( when the dog ain't chewin' on them, and size 13 feet ( the only part NOT made up!)