Title: Biker Or Not ?
Tags:
Blog Entry: You know you're a biker if... - Your wife has ever asked you to move the bike so she could see the TV better. - You have ever had to borrow a helmet for your date. - Your best friends are named after reptiles. - You own more black T-shirts then underwear. - Taking your wife on a cruise means a putt down the interstate. - Sturgis is your dream vacation. - You ever quit a job to go to Sturgis. - You only took the job to pay for your trip to Sturgis. - Your only three piece suit is a leather jacket, leather vest and chaps. - Your ol' lady can only eat a hot dog if it's suspended from a string above your bike. - You buy your 3-year old niece a Harley Davidson t-shirt. - You can identify bugs by taste. - You think BLACK & ORANGE would make nice house colors. - You think GOD invented winter just as a good time to get your bike painted. - People know your a biker even when you don't want them to. - One of your children or pets have either "Harley" or "Davidson" in their name. - People have nearly died of starvation looking at all of your bike/run pictures. - Over half the pictures you take have your bike in it. - You stare longer at the pictures of the bikes in Easyriders than the naked women. - You don't go a day without wearing something that says "Harley Davidson". - The weather is too bad for riding and you start your bike and sit on it in the garage. - You get hit by a car, break your leg, then tell the nice police officer, "I'm fine I can ride home". - You see no use in going to a bar without bikes in front. - You dream of owning a Harley dealership. - You have a refrigerator in the garage just for beer. - You pile boxes and laundry on your car, but your bike must have 6 feet or clearance in the garage. - Everytime you hear a vehicle with headers you look for a Harley. - When you plan a vacation you set up time to visit the bike shops first. - You have all the tools to work on every Harley ever made, but not any to work on your ol'ladys car. - It's impossible to see out of your car or trucks rear window because of all the Harley stickers. - You refer to your bike as if it had a legal first name - You have a heater in your garage so you can work on your bike(s) when it's cold. - Your Christmas list has no words, just part numbers. - Every magazine you subscribe to has the word "Biker" on it somewhere. - One area of your house (other then the garage) is decorated in a motorcycle motif. - Everytime you spend money, you think about what you coulda bought for your bike. - They celebrate your birthday at the Harley store. - You think 'Helmet Hair' is a fashion statement. - You encourage your kids to go to the Motorcycle Mechanic's Institute instead of college. - Your dog and your wallet are both on chains. - You fainted when you met Willie G. - Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people". - You've spent more on your motorcycle than your Education - You have at least one ashtray which is actually a motorcycle part. - You think that the Harley-Davidson plant should be one of the 7-wonders of the world. - When she says "It's the bike or me!!" you have to think about it really hard. - You spend more time polishing your bike than caressing your woman - You have more locks on your bike than you do your house. - Anyone who doesn't ride is just 'ok'. - You can think of at least ten things we forgot on this page.
VIEW FULL VERSION: Link