Three men – a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a White Trash Biker are all walking together one day.
<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.
<o:p></o:p>“I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total,” says the genie.
<o:p></o:p>The Canadian says, “I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.”
<o:p></o:p>POOF! With the blink of the genie’s eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
<o:p></o:p>Osama was amazed, so he said, “I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans, or Canadians can come into our precious land.”
<o:p></o:p>POOF! Again, with the blink of the genie’s eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
<o:p></o:p>The biker says, “I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.”
<o:p></o:p>The genie explains, “Well, it’s about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out; it’s virtually impenetrable.”
<o:p></o:p>The biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar, smiles and says,
<o:p></o:p>“Fill it with water.”
<o:p></o:p>I pretty much vote this my favorite email of the year 
